Believe it or not, calling in “sick” to work isn’t your best bet these days. Number one, we all live in the same house, so if you call in sick in the morning, and are dancing on the pool table in the afternoon, odds are /someone/ will notice. Number Two, using phrases like “I feel like I’m at death’s door,” “like death warmed over” or “like I’m back from the dead” are likely to result in a sudden employee vacancy, if you get my drift. We all know that Rosie’s scary. That’s why there’s a fully stocked liquor cabinet. – Your Friendly P.A.