Good morning ‘Home Sweet Home’ family!
I had an amazing discovery this morning, and simply had to share it with you!
Did you know that in the basement, there is a room with two large metal boxes? Yes! Sitting in the darkness with a shelf overtop, laden with mysterious colorful containers labeled “Detergent” and “Fresh scent”!
I’ve done some research on these metal boxes, and have discovered that should you place your clothing inside them and turn them on, your clothing will become clean!
Apparently, simply piling your smelly, stained with god knows what clothes on top of the Magical Boxes only results in said clothing being tossed out into the azalea bushes!
Or into the garbage.
Or set on fire.
Be a zombie thrivalist! Wash. Your. Clothes.