Archive For April 30, 2016

Crew Memo

Good morning ‘Home Sweet Home’ family! I had an amazing discovery this morning, and simply had to share it with you! Did you know that in the basement, there is a room with two large metal boxes? Yes! Sitting in the darkness with a shelf overtop, laden with mysterious colorful containers labeled “Detergent” and “Fresh…

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Home Sweet Home ~ E04 [Party Time]

  Bring your social life back from the dead with tips from Apocalyptic Lifestyle Diva, Rosie Francis! Written, played and produced by Your Bunker Pals, BPRP. Brought to you by the makers of Robertsons Bullets… Trust Robertsons Bullets to blow away the competition!™®

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Employee Handbook Addendum II

~ Grounds for Termination ~ – Hiding Cheesy Stix in my juicer. – Hiding Cheesy Stix in the umbrella stand. – Wiping your grotty, Cheesy Stix dust caked fingers off on my Chanel coat and denying you’ve done it when asked. (I don’t remember Radioactive Orange being on the house’s color palette, Brad!) – Suggesting…

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Home Sweet Home ~ E03 [Dealing with Stress]

Are the Dead causing you stress? Not any more! Tune in as Rosie Francis shares her tips on finding inner peace amongst those wanting to rip you to pieces.

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Ask Rosie

Q. Hi Rosie! I am a /massive/ fan. You have no idea how much your show means to me! I try and emulate your mantras in every day life, but my husband says I’m just being silly and should concentrate on more important thing. All weapons training, all the time! Please help! ~ Deanna A….

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Employee Handbook Addendum

Grounds for Termination An employee may also be terminated without notice if he/she: – Hums excessively jaunty music for more than fifteen minutes in any given hour. This includes, but is not limited to Bieber, Beyonce, Taylor Swift or whoever that is who warbles on for days at a time about ‘Birds suddenly appearing.’ –…

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Home Sweet Home ~ E02 [Home Renovations]

Fortifying your home against attacks from the undead can be very relaxing!

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Re: Job Vacancy

Hi Guys, Just a quick note to say, while I do appreciate all the candidates you’re putting up for the gaffer job, remember that I have to bring these people to Rosie. Which means that, unless our next crew outing is gouging out her eyes, Rosie is actually going to see them. Speak to them….

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Crew Memo

I want you to know I think of us like a family. Don’t laugh! It’s true! Whether we’re working to create a beautiful, yet functional rock garden, painting the boarded over windows so they don’t look quite so dreary, or bonding over a festive evening of flashlight puppetry and delightful games like “Guess That Stain?”…

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Classifieds

Help Wanted! Zombie doldrums getting you down? Are you tired of frittering away your days watching the hordes enjoy the fresh air and blue skies while you sit in the dark like a mushroom? Do you own your own shotgun? If so, the ‘Home Sweet Home’ team is looking for you! As our “gaffer” you…

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